As I rode between fifth and sixth ave the other day, heading west on university...I encountered a monster. A white behemoth came up beside me and started tapping my back wheel with his car. I swung around and gave him a peace of my mind while signing the international "what the fuck" expression. He swings into me again and thats where it gets ugly. The light on fifth is red and hes coming over quick into my space. He honks and I give a quick karate kick to his mirror. After racing through the intersection I looked back to watch his face and hear his horn scream. Fuck that car and any other that tries to physically push me out of my way.

Next time it will be a window I swear.